hungwy:

I need you in my life man. You’re the only guy I know who can say “ganondorf” like the smash bros announcer. Please just come back and be my little ganondorf jester please

danwithouttheplan:

CEO of Nabisco: And what’s the big takeaway from people getting upset over Green M&M losing her boots?

Dale in Sales: Umm…. People like sexy food?

CEO: People. Like. Sexy. Food.

browningtons:

dear-ao3:

b0nkcreat:

autistic-autumn:

b0nkcreat:

actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: “this is just like if mcdonald hamburger”

never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

captain-price-unofficially:

catboyniall:

ios10emojis:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

saintmarrow:

casgirl:

Compilation

Forgetting another good one

never not thinking about Poison Jr

hamvendor:

hoobert-heever:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT

Link descending into my B HOLE

Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer

it’s ok some of us are irish 💕

Your people have suffered enough

weirdness-is-good:

guooey:

This is so important to me..

That dog is just Italian.